absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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