with your own penis?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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