I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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