Small penises have feelings too.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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