Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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