it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I feel like abortions should bother me more
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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