at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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