she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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