Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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