ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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