Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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