Who did Billy Mays play for?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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