We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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