I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
