Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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