Fuck appropriateness.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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