Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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