I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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