it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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