People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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