Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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