I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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