We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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