oh god the rape fog is back!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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