How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She told me I should be a condom model.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
