I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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