Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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