you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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