Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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