Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My liver just had a heart attack.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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