omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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