the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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