Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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