as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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