Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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