In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We left an ass print on the piano.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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