How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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