Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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