It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I need to calm my uterus...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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