I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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