It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Randomize
