we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
