my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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