There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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