Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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