so explain again why im purple
no
I want to make a zoo with you.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
