Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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