so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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