do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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