I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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