worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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