Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Ketchup is God's man juice
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
the raccoons are back...
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